It’s Time for World Domination
COMING JANUARY 15th!
Alright, Here’s the deal. You (yes, you) are going to be running the world someday. It’s something that your parents and teachers are very frightened of so they don’t talk about it, do they…
Here at Hey Josh, I feel that if you are going to rule the world one day, you need to know the basics. My new series of World Domination Videos is going to help you take over the world in fine-fashion. However, you need to tell me what you need help with! Do you need help learning to cook? Doing your laundry? Studying for tests? Changing tires? Churning butter?
Give me a few things that you need to learn before you can dominate the world and I (or someone much smarter than I) shall display them for you.
POSTED BY: Hey Josh Team 1 year ago
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Hey Josh! I think that balancing a checkbook is highly important on the path of world domination. Can you help us out?
Financial advice would be a great place to start. Like, how to pay for college; how to make and stick with a budget; where to look for a job besides fast food; how to not get lost in all the vocabulary of loans and investments….
I think us kids who are going to be ruling the world some day need to learn to have more fun, do you agree? I just think that if we’re going to be in charge of stuff, we should do it with smiles on our faces and our hands in our pockets, instead of some of the scowls I see on the faces of adults today. I just think it would be cool too see people enjoy life instead of making a business out of it all the time (although business advice would probably be prettty helpful).
I would love to learn how to churn butter! Though I don’t know if I could rule the world with that skill, unless it was a world dependant on well churned butter…haha.
By ’someone smarter’, do you mean your pants?
Hmm…that’s a tough one. I think financial stuff would definitely be a good topic considering the way the economy is looking now-a-days. Stocks and such? yea…no idea what that’s about, just confuses me. And one more thing would probably be about not stressing and overworking so much. As the generations go on, people seem to work more and more. There will be no family dinners in 20years!
I’d like to learn how whistle, snap, play jazz piano (just need the jazz chords) and pass a driving test (haven’t tried because I’m afraid of a nervous break-down).
Thanks.
while I agree with the money issues and driving (considering I can’t…and I’m 17) I think a lot of us need to learn to say no. I do. I tend to let people walk all over me. I don’t voice my opinion often cause I don’t want to sound dumb. So saying no &/or saying what you think seems like a good thing for someone who will dominate the world. And a goat.
Ok so it’s the 16th and still no video. Why must you tease us like this Josh!
I think learning to tie a tie would be good start, because most of the boys in my grade can’t… I’m a HS Junior.
Also, how about not drinking expired milk? I know it’s not that hard, you know it’s not that hard, and yet… again most of the obys in my grade.
Other than that? Tips on parallel parking, interviews, or cooking using something other than a microwave.
Hey Josh! Dude Awesome Even I am Trying to take over the world. This rocks dude!
Hey could you like help me in this???
Seriously!!