Hey Josh

Game. Set. Match. West Mifflin.

Dearest West Mifflin,

It is finished. You crushed it. 

You gathered/bribed/threatened/inspired/recruited/bullied 2,000+ members and I shall reward you with a bountiful evening of knowledge, laughter, films, & goats.

We’re working out the goats thing…apparently they eat a lot and are not considered carry on.

Rachel Mauer, you were the ring leader/Barry Bonds/wizard/ninja of this movement. Congrats / please be my campaign manager when I run for President.

(Why is he using so many slashes?)

I shall leave you with a photo of yours truly in your HEY JOSH TOUR paraphernalia.

For those of you who, ahem, lost this challenge at the fist of West Mifflin.  Fear not.  The Hey Josh Tour will go nationwide quite soon and when we are ready to do such, I shall yell out my car window to notify you.

Good evening.

// josh

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