The V-Day Gift Giving Matrix
I’m reposting a lil something I brewed up for my friends at I HEART DAILY. BTW- if you’re of the female species and don’t subscribe to I HEART DAILY, I fear for your livelihood. Behold.
Ladies,
Valentine’s day is quickly approaching and I’ve heard that some of you are confused as to whether or not it’s too soon to bestow a gift upon your beloved. Fear Not. I have designed a simple graph that will answer all of your questions.
Just started dating. He forgets how to spell your name. Get him a card at least.
He verbally confirms you are his girlfriend in a group of peers. VICTORY!
He makes awkward statements about things he’s “feeling” for you. Then blames feelings on lunch.
His mother loves you because now that he’s in a ‘relationship’ he showers regularly.
You know he’s deathly afraid of jell-o and he still sleeps with his baby blanket. Aww…
After discovering where you fall on the Hey Josh V-Day Gift Giving Matrix, check out the following gifts that would each bring a huge smile to my face. I have divided them by how they shall effect your economic state.
Store 64MB’s of tunes on the drive stick—that’s about one-hour of digital music. Pack stick in the gift case. Then jot down the playlist and possibly a love haiku.
Why? Guys typically keep the same wallet forever until it turns into a beat-up piece of cow-hide that they’ll never replace. Think of it this way, guys always pack a wallet. Thus, if you give them a wallet, each time they use it, they’ll be reminded of you! Bonus Idea? Stash a pic of yourself in there!
$$$. APPLE IN EAR HEADPHONES – $79
Every guy has an iPod. These rad earphones take it to a whole notha level. If you are looking to spend a little more coin, buy these headphones at your local apple store or online at www.apple.com. Want to add an extra special Valentine’s Day touch? Give him a personalized playlist of your favorite songs that he can listen to.
Hey You: These are my ideas for V-day gifts cause I’m a dude. Ladies, what would be your perfect V-day gift?
