Hey Josh, Pimp My Bag!
Ladies & Gentlemen,
The Youth of America are facing an epidemic.
Am I speaking of the massive national debt you’ll be faced with when your adults?
Oh no. Something far more serious.
Way too many of you are sporting crappy school bags. And it must stop now.
I have joined forces with TeamWork Bags who make super sweet bags made from salvaged sails and tire tubes.
We are giving away a TeamWork Bag to THREE lucky winners.
PIMP MY BAG! CONTEST DETAILS:
1. Comment below with TWO SENTENCES on why you deserve to win a righteous TeamWork Bag.
2. Email a picture of your current crappy bag to: heyjoshtv@gmail.com (the more creative the better)
3. On Monday (the 16th) we shall choose six finalists. One week of bribing your friends to vote for you, top 3 peeps win a bag.
To life, liberty, and bags of awesomeness.
// josh








33 Comments
Two Reasons why i deserve a righteous TeamWork Bag….
Well I don’t even have a bag to carry around anything in! I know I’m lame. :/ I carry My laptop to and from my college lectures along with all my books and supplies. It’s like a garage sale all in one!
Lastly, because they are amazing looking, and i would not only look fashionable with one…but it would help carry my stuff and help me become more organized
Two Reasons I deserve a pimped out bag…
I currently carry an old t-shirt in which i stapled some shoe laces too and rubber banded the neck and sleeves to keep my pencils from falling out…
My pant are 96.345872% smarter than Josh’s pants… They help me with my math homework, and they would appreciate if I had a nice bag to:
1. carry pencils in, in order to save my pockets
2. Have a place to store all my graded papers so I stop washing them with my pants.
3. The bag would compliment my pants quite nicely.
Due to the recession my finances, like most people, are in jeopardy and all of my money is going towards my college education which will begin in the fall. I have had the same bag for my entire high school career, so it has been through a lot and it would be great to give it a well deserved retirement as well as get a new, hipper, enviromentally friendly bag.
i have a realyyy crappy backpack.
it has a big hole
p.s. Nice parrot!
Two Reasons I deserve a Totally pimped out bag…
First of all they are the coolest bag i’ve ever seen, they blow my mind!!! Second, they would fit my books much nicer than any other bag i would ever had, the bag would not be a bag without me owning it.
I’m an IB kid, and I carry ALL my textbooks with me, at all times and I do not have a locker. It gets painful and usually results in one of my shoulders being higher than the other or a crippled back. It’s really attractive.
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yo wat up man i need a back back to give to my sis because i love her a lot. MY mom is in the hopitel so we don’t have that money so if you could pic us please thank you
I would give the bag to my little sister
Reasons:
1. Her bag gets so full that the zippers no longer zip closed. (It’s like opening the bag forwards and backwards!)
2. The teamwork bag would probably also help take the pressure from all the books off her back…that way she doesn’t complain of back pain anymore.
A new bag would be great for her. I love her so much!
i need a pimped out new bag type deal is because..
i don’t have one.
and i’m cool and deserve one.
right?
1. Josh is cool.
2. Josh is cool.
(Josh accepts bribes right?
)
Real Reasons:
1. I… don’t need one.
2. I just wanna show off to my friends that I won another HeyJosh contest XD
Hmm. From the already posted comments, I’d say Jazzy gets the cake…. er…. Bag.
Two reasons in two unnumbered sentences on why I deserve a bag is because I like having things with cool stories behind them, and that would be totally awesome. Also, I do not prefer bags that do not involve broken zippers and plain old coloring with odd things that may have been food at the bottom over a stupefying and impressive bag.
Two reasons why I deserve a Teamwork bag:
1. I gave my girlfriend at the time my Timbuk2 bag to use for carrying all her art supplies. Shes my ex-girlfriend now and still has it and literally gave it to a bum in NYC while she was on SpringBreak there this past week.
2. I miss my old messenger bag, and I need something waterproof and large opening to carry my items in.
Two reasons why I deserve a Teamwork bag:
1. Well for startes i’ve had the same backpack for over 4 years beging i Middle School. to make matters worse it is a sling over back pack with only on strap, so when my back pack is heavy of books it hurts my shoulder and back.
2. Its always in a mess and i really need a new back pack so i can have more room for my schooling and its always cool to have a good backpack. And unlike most of these entrys i am still i middle school and still need a good back pack to last me all the way through high school!
The reason why i deserve a pimped yout bag is….
1)I one have one those one strap thingy bags which is completly derforming back, I know what your thinking humpback of nostradame…and your actually pretty close
2)If hopefully everyhting works out and I can afford it somehow even if it means living of roman noddles and tap water,I will be attending college and it would be a great way to start a new experience with a sweet heyjosh teamwork backpack
3)My luck stinks…and this would be a first..really.
4)It would be pretty rad and Josh..your awesome even if I dont win..keep it up bro!
Brad Robertson’s reasons are top notch! Haha, even if that is not true that is freaking funny and pretty damn creative. I appreciate your incorporating the pants joke into it Brad!
I think I deserve an awesome Teamwork Bag because I’ve, for one, been using the same bag for almost four years now, and I’m always on the move, going to babysit, going to school, going to work, and I’m always lugging my laptop, everywhere I go. Don’t get me wrong, I love my bag now…kinda, but it would be so much cooler to have the Teamwork Bag, and it would kind of have meaning behind it for me because I just started Recycling and in a way, its kind of a recycled bag!
Yay!
Two reasons:
1. My current Teamwork bag is waaay too big. I need a more compact one for navigating the busy halls at my local community college.
2. I have red hair and that used to MEAN something in this country. I need to win something from somewhere to show the world that red heads can still get something for free in the USA. Remember what made this country great.
Well Im thinking Jazzy should get the new bag. She did say its for her little sister. Her sister sounds like shes perty young and is in need of a new bag.
And seriously a bag that opens when you zip it up and down its like a depressing magic trick!!! lol. Feel bad for the poor girl.
I would vote for Jazzy.
Hey josh!
Please ‘pimp my bag’!
Why? Well first of all I heard about this awesome site from Cliff Wegner at Mighty when this youth art group I’m in visited their graphic design place to get ideas and my Ambrose group would think having a Teamwork bag would be totally rad! Second: Every day when I go to school my backpack usually weighs at least half of my weight plus I have to carry my oboe, saxophone, gym bag, plus it is about to fall to pieces because of the huge hole on the bottom and I am always sore from carrying it around.
Thanks for considering, Aubrey.
my girlfriend deserves a teamwork bag. she bikes and takes the bus all the time and all the bags she that she’s tried always get holes in them and stuff falls out and things get broken, like tomatoes from her garden, and she’s got a ton of books to carry around with her and none of the bags she’s used have been able to carry that much weight!
her name is jamie wilbraham, by the way
I second Brad Smith’s reasons. Jamie Wilbraham deserves that bag more than anyone I know, and probably more than anyone I don’t know. Aside from her work in her garden, she’s also working as a community organizer in our city raising awareness on environmental issues and recruiting others to organize with her. She has a huge heart for others and needs one of these bags to carry all that she uses to show it.
Go Jamie Wilbraham bag!
I vote JAMIE WILBRAHAM for a teamwork bag! She’s been craving one of these recycled bags for a long time (i know because i live with her), and hasn’t had the cash to treat herself to one. she carries around stacks o books…and NEEDS it for when she rides her beloved power-blue bicycle.
she’s the one!! pick ‘er!
my vote is for Jamie Wilbraham. she’s always trying to fit too many treasures into a breaking bag! this bag would be perfect for her. she cares for others, cares for the earth, and would care for this bag.
jamie christine wilbraham needs a beautiful TEAMWORK bag in her life. with her dedication to environmentalism, jamie is constantly riding her bicycle to and from her various activities, always toting with her tons of books and survival items for life as a student in bags that awkwardly fall off her shoulder or cause her lower back some serious pain. give her the bag! she deserves it and would treasure it always.
my dear friend, jamie wilberforce (ham), deserves one of these lovely nautical bags (which i, too, enjoy). without a car, jamie sticks faithfully to the bus and bike and is constantly struggling to carry around her academic load in bags that simply don’t stand up to the task. she needs a bag that can sustain her daily needs and is created sustainably! give her the TEAMWORK bag!
Jamie Wilbraham deserves a Teamwork bag to put all of her things in. Both Jamie and this bag are missing something in their lives, they are looking for something extra. This dear bag is looking for a home and there is no better home than Jamie’s shoulder. Lets be better human beings, lets bring these two together and give the bag the best chance at a better future.
my dear friend jamie wilbraham should be the one to recieve this pimped out bag. Like my friends have said, jamie would really benefit from a sturdy, beautiful bag. jamie cares for others and for the environment. please pick her!
jamie wilbraham is indeed the one to win this contest. She is one of my dearest friends and i experience her terrible bag situation everyday as she rushes off to the bus or hops on her bike stuffing piles of books and a laptop into countless breaking bags. she suffers silently from terrible migraines which are only made worse by her current bag situation. She loves the earth and she loves her friends and has talked about wanting this bag for many many months and has been trying to come up with ways to get the money, including returning her christmas presents for the cash. please give her the bag so she can fill it with homegrown produce this summer!
If gifted, Jamie Christine Wilbraham will be a wholly successful, immensely grateful guardian of the newborn TEAMWORK bag. She will cherish the artful, recycled bundle with all the love she has, and always keep it close to her bod. She will give it a good home always, starting with a trip to Kentucky to live on a farm for the summer. Jamie is ready for this responsibility if only you, Josh, will give her the chance. Please. Pick Jamie. Choose Jamie.
I think that Michael Baker deserves a pimped out bag because:
1. He’s an awesome guy that deserves decked out belongings.
2. I don’t think he has an actual bag, he borrows his friends bags…he needs a sweet bag of his own.
Please give Mike an amazing bag!