Pimp my bag finalists: Bribe Your Friends
Hey You,
Allow me to introduce you to the six finalists of the Hey Josh PIMP MY BAG contest brought to you by the attractive folks at TEAMWORK BAGS. Each finalist submitted a picture of their current pathetic attempt at a bag and an explanation as to why they deserve a pimped out Teamwork Bag.
Here’s how it works: You, the great readers of Hey Josh, get to vote for your favorite finalist. The Top 3 Vote-getters receive the glory of a new bag. Voting lasts until next Monday. Vote now. Bribe your friends. Bribe America.
Behold the finalists:
1. MICHAEL
In Michael’s words: “This is me visiting NASA. Because I don’t have a bag, so hence the sweet grocery bag that I carried everything around in. 
I know a Teamwork bag would help over the top! Woot woot!”
2. BRAD
In Brad’s words: “I currently carry an old t-shirt in which I stapled some shoelaces to and rubber-banded the neck and sleeves to keep my pencils from falling out…”
3. BRADEN
In Braden’s words: ”First of all they are the coolest bag I’ve ever seen, they blow my mind!!! Second, they would fit my books much nicer than any other bag I would ever have. The bag would not be a bag without me owning it.”
4. JAMIE
In Jamie’s words: “If gifted, Jamie Christine Wilbraham will be a wholly successful, immensely grateful guardian of the newborn TEAMWORK bag. She will cherish the artful, recycled bundle with all the love she has, and always keep it close to her bod. She will give it a good home always, starting with a trip to Kentucky to live on a farm for the summer.”
5. AUBREY
In Aubrey’s words: ”Every day when I go to school my backpack usually weighs at least half of my weight plus I have to carry my oboe, saxophone, gym bag, plus it is about to fall to pieces because of the huge hole on the bottom and I am always sore from carrying it around.”
6. JAZZY
In Jazzy’s words: ”I would give the bag to my little sister. Reasons: 1. Her bag gets so full that the zippers no longer zip closed. (It’s like opening the bag forwards and backwards!) 2. The teamwork bag would probably also help take the pressure from all the books off her back…that way she doesn’t complain of back pain anymore.”
Which finalist is most worthy of a bag pimping?
- Aubrey (34%, 278 Votes)
- Michael (30%, 249 Votes)
- Jamie (29%, 239 Votes)
- Jazzy (4%, 33 Votes)
- Brad (3%, 23 Votes)
- Braden (0%, 7 Votes)
Total Voters: 829
Loading ...Good luck everyone!
// josh
79 Comments
AUBREY RRROOOCCCCKKKSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Aubrey is really awesome and really deserves this more than any one so VOTE FOR AUBREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she owns.
YEAH AUBREY! YEAH TEAMWORK! YEAH LIFE!
Jamie neeeeeeeeeeeeeds this guys. I know aubrey has lots of things to carry, but jamie’s bags break left and right and having a teamwork bag will really help! so vote jamie!
YAY, GO AUBREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-CADYJP
I’m Aubrey’s brother and she really needs a new backpack badly.
PS:I took the picture
AUBREY NEEDS A NEW BACK PACK PLEASE VOTE FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AUBREY!! BECAUSE SHE IS NICE AND IN MY CLASS!!!
AND PLAYS A TON OF INTERMENTS… thats not a joke
yea, so cool beans
u need to go for her.
Aubrey. One, because of the obvious.. she has LOTS of things to put in a bag. Dos, because she is cool and would walk around with it A LOT.. free advertising for Teamwork Bags.
So my vote: AUBREY.
GO JAIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go HCHS!!!!!!!
Go Aubrey!
Go Latin!
Woah, Jamie and Michael are getting up there!
Jamie Wilbrahambone is the bomb dot come and would treat the bag with the most love
my choice:
1. AUBREY
2. JAMIE
3. JAZZY
VOTE FOR Michael!!! HE DESERVES TO WIN! MIKE ROCKS! GO Michael!!!
I think Michael Deserves a bag! He’s a college student. COM ON HIS PIC IS THE SWEEETEST!
OH MY GOSH! COME ON PEOPLE! MIKE DESERVES THE BAG! Help him out! He is such an inspiration, and deserves this! Let’s get him to stay in the top 3! He deserves of this wonderful bag! Good Luck Mike.
The most amazing Foster Sister You’ll ever have!
wow guys i didn’t expect you all to vote, i am excited! Yea I know i could use the teamwork bag, it would help tremendously. College, is quite the experience, and with no bag to carry my laptop, books, paper, supplies, diabetic stuff, yea it gets overwhelming trying to stuff half of it all down my pants.
so Yes Most Definitely a Team Work bag will help out!
And hey, they are amazing looking and ego friendly. Great for the environment!
thanks guys. wish me luck! keep me in the top 3!
Yah Aubs! w00t w00t! I voted for you hun! ily <3
¡¡¡AUBREY ROCKS MY SOCKS OFF!!! She needs this bag, or else she’ll probably get scoliosis or osteoporosis or something!!!
Michael should win this. He doesn’t have a bag at all. He doesnt worry about his breaking, he just has to carry all of hid books in his arms. Help him out, he’s a great person!
Jamie is super awesome an will toatlly put the bag to good use so vote for her!! DO IT NOW!!
Hey I know Aubrey From school and she is a really sweet person and could really use this Bag!! She carries about 2 times what other students carry, and all of us carry a lot so she could really really really really use this!! VOTE AUBREY!! =)
JAMIE!
jamie wilberforce would benefit to the extreme with this new bag. she needs some good spacefor her books and a new bag that she can transfer her loving to since there is not much of her bag left that is available to be be loved.
so right now i’m sitting next to Aubrey in class and she showed me her backpack. There is a HUGE hole in the bottom! Its insane! I know that Aubrey deserves this bag and would really cherish it!! So Aubrey has my vote…and she should have your vote too!!!!!!!!!!
ok so me and aubrey are like tight and she like needs to win or i will die………yea
VOTE FOR AUBREY OR YOU DIE!!!!!!!
my name is joy and I like bringing joy to people and me and aubrey just seem as though we are very much like each other, so if you vote for aubrey I will write you a poem and post it toinght
OK. So Michael CLEARLY Deserves a bag. I agree with Kirah, he is not complaining about breaking anything or worrying about his back. True Aubrey deserves a bag because she has stuff. Loads of stuff. Michael and Aubrey both deserve the bags. Michael is one of my closest friends. He carries everything around and is such an inspiration. He has touched the lives of so many people with his humor, kind words, and positive outlook on life. He GREATLY needs this. Plus, hey doesn’t college give out enough stress? Let’s help him for all that he’s helped others with.
Good Luck Michael. You have my vote! <3
You deserve this.
Yeah Aubrey! I really think you should win. Every day you carry your bags, all what, five??? You participate in a lot of things, and that should be holding you back!!!
Michael deserves this! A bag with a hole in the bottom is 1000 times easier to carry than no bag at all!!!
Michael deserves this bag. He’s has been through alot and is an amazing person. No offense but aubrey has many bags…michael has none. He is in college and a diabetic and has nothing to carry his things in and as a college student that is hard. Not everyone has the means to buy new things….so for those of you trying to get this bag..if you have money just go buy one!!!
AUBREY!!!!!! U ROCK!!! VOTE 4 AUBREY!!! SHE DESERVES IT MORE THAN ANY OF THOSE OTHER WIERDOS!!!!! VOTE AUBREY!!! LUV YA GIRLY!!!
I think Micheal deserves this bag. No one should have to carry around a grocery bag! He’s been through alot and he doesn’t have extra money to buy things. I relate to him, both of us being diabetics, and it’s essential for him to have something to carry his medicine and things he needs with him.
GO MIKE! YOU DESERVE THIS!!! VOTE FOR MIKE, HE DESERVES IT THE MOST!
MIKE!!! MIKE!!! MIKE!!!
MICHEAL DESERVES THIS BAG!
Micheal should have this bag. Please vote for him, he needs it!
aubrey and i are secret lovers, and as such i know her inner yearnings for such a bag. therefore, i voted for her
Everyone out there, may I have you’re attention Please, (and this is not the real slim shady!) My son has worked so hard for what he has accomplished and he Does deserve a new sporty bag! So all, please keep him in the top three or let’s just make him number one! I LOVE YOU SON AND KEEP DOING THE GREAT WORK THAT YOU ARE DOING! I’M SO VERY PROUD OF YOU!
ham ham wilbraham! Jamie totally is a bag lady.
VOTE AUBREY THOSE OTHER LOSERS DON’T NEES THIS!!! SHE DOES GOOOOOOOOOO AUBREY!!!!
Okay… so I know that all these people could use good backpacks, but all of these people could settle for a average backpack. Aubrey, however, really needs and deserves a big, durable teamwork bag.
So, Aubrey really is pathetic going off to school loaded like a camel. Her current bag came from a box store that imports everything cuz her mom tried to save some bucks – bad move mom – Aub needs a a bag as strong a Kevlar as hap’nen as Wallie and as green as moose moss (you have to be a Canadian to get that one). Vote for her because you can!
Submitted by an anonymous mom
I am rooting for you Mike! Your picture is awesome! Good luck to the other contestants! : D
You guys do realize that the top three winners ALL get backpacks right!?
So right now Aubrey, Jamie and Michael will all be getting one.
Just thought I’d let you guys know that.
Jamie needs one.
I love that Michael says Teamwork Bags are “ego friendly.” I’m guessing he meant ECO, but I kinda like ego friendly too!
MIKE DESERVES THIS THE MOST. ALL THE WAY BABY!!!
GO MIKE!
as my friend jenna put it to me yesterday, for all that stuff that aubrey needs to carry around, she doesn’t need a teamwork bag…she needs a shopping cart.
Good Luck Michael! I hope you get this bag, you so deserve it!… We’re all rooting for you! Good Luck! from a BMB mom
VOTE JAZZY! needs it the most by far… thats supposed to sound good…never mind. good luck!
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haha, bradley, that’s not a bad idea. A shopping cart! Then I could run everyone over in the halls. O_0 You didn’t really hear me say that, did you?
AUBREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vote for Aubrey! If you don’t, well you’re a dummy because Aubrey needs this backpack/shopping cart thingy.
P.S. VOTE FOR AUBREY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
repeatedly, of course! =D
Michael should win cause he lives in my hall!!!!!!!!!!
Go Mike!!
Michael should get the bag! He is in my dorm and does so much for everyone, and I feel like crying for him because he deserves this! He aint done nothing to no one, i have just started to get to know him recently and he aspired me to do good with school! Im rooting for ya Mike! A.K.A. Toby! Come on.
Also you guys have to relaize that three bags are available! So its good to know that 3 people deserve bags.
I know that I’m one of the contestants, but I’m thinking that some people should vote for Brad. I love the creativeness of his bag- I you can call it that? I guess I just think it creative and rather humorous.
I still love Aubrey! Go Aubrey GO! (hi Aubrey =]!!!!!!!)
Michael needs the bag the most. He is the most real entry. The girl with the oboe and a saxaphone needs much more than a Teamwork bag to make her seem cool. The poor guy is using a grocery bag to carry his stuff. He needs it.
Michael deserves the bag the most. He is awesome. The sweetest person I have ever met. He would treat it wonderfully.Come on guys he uses a shopping bag.Way to go Michael.:)
I wish you had chosen as one of your finalist someone named Pedro. It could have doubled as a social experiment that is whether people would vote for Pedro because they finally could.
So Michael NEEDS A BAG! He actually is borrowing a bag from a friend until he get’s his own bag! I know right, come on it clearly makes sense. He is awesome! We are all rooting for ya Mike! Toby or Whatever your nickname is!
By the way it looks it looks like Aubrey Jaimi and Michael are getting the bags, because they have been the top three since the beginning of the contest. And that of which is half over.
But Yea she may need grocery cart, but hey a Teamwork bag would help.
The teamwork bag isn’t going to do much for Aubrey. The bag is not going to make the load she carries any lighter or anything. The only thing it’s going to do is help with the hole. It isn’t a magical bag, that holds everything you have and makes it only weigh 5 pounds or anything. Just sayin’
Michael deserves the bag the most. He is awesome and he ıs my baby’s brother. way to go mıcheal
Yea it may not help with the load but the size can help her carry more with less bags and cases to carry.
THOSE OTHER JERKS DON’T NEED THIS BAG!!!!! AUBREY DOES!!!! GOOOOOOOOO AUBREY!!!
I don’t think its necessary to use words like jerk and degrading comments to others. All 6 of the finalist’s deserve a bag. I know That I am one of those, but clearly saying degrading things is not necessary.
Jaimi’s photograph is very creative and so is Aubrey’s. You guys are fun.
Well good luck you guys!
Personally, I think any of these people could use a new bag. I think they all deserve it too. And if you read the first paragraph at the top, it says that the top 3 all get bags. This really isn’t TOO much of a competition. Michael, Jamie and Aubrey will all be getting one at this point. I don’t think there’s any need to call people jerks or stupid or “dummys”.
It’s a “friendly” competition.
Nice Quote Mark Usage
=)
Personally. I think that all six should get a new bag. I mean seriously why make a contest of it. Just because the top three are the top three doesnt mean they need the bag more than the odd balls out. Then you will be leaving three people that will feel like crap because they dont have as many friends as the others, all the people they know voted and still they lost, that and the contest kinda got thier hopes up but when they failed they would end up feeling worse than before. And if not I’m sure that some could go out and buy a new bag. Maybe. Yet some may not have the time or money.
HEY JOSH,
I have a solution. How about just giving everyone a bag. It would be the …whats the word I’m looking for…better? thing to do.
I didnt vote, because I believe all of them deserve a bag!
Michael
Brad
Jazzy
Should get the new bags.
The other three have at least decent bags.
Should go as the people who deserve the bags.
Are You serious??
Aubrey’s has a HUGE hole in the Bottom!! That bag IS NOT decent.
Well….Mr. Eric
OBVIOUSLY it was a contest for a reason. Anyone who applied knew that they were going to have a 50/50 chance.
It’s called a contest for a reason. The rules clearly stated that out of 6 finalist only 3 would receive a bag. So….. what’s the word i’m looking for…..To bad!
Hey Josh! Keep up the good work!
Eric. go eat cheese from a goat, it’s “good for the spirit”.
OOOOOOH! I know this has nothing to do with anything but if you scroll all the way down there is a goat type thingy in the bottom right corner. Put your mouse cursor thingy over it and it has like green things coming out of its eyes!!!! It’s super cool!
PEOPLE! its just a couple bags. seriously. not worth this much time and effort. Volunteer for somethin. Right now the world seems to need volunteers.
and how the heck do u get a 50/50 chance? and spell “too” right y don’t cha. sry i’m havin too much fun wit dis.